About D.W. Curtis
I'm a decidedly grumpy middle-aged Dad who partakes in imaginative swearing while fixing stuff. I live in London, England and am married to a pint-sized creative Cockney, which has been highly beneficial to the expansion of my expletive armory and overall wellbeing. I have two non-matching daughters, two and a half psychotic cats, a couple of lunatic hounds and a rather excellent parrot called 'Bird'. They all provide me with daily doses of love, stress, and unexpected loud noises in varying quantities.