First off, this book is pretty short.
Y’know, like a few chapters long, which is why it’s subtitled “F*cking Annoying Problems Solved In 15 Minutes Or Less”.
Inside this expletive laden tome, you’ll discover how to easily cook a steak that is truly de-f*cking-licious, some might say better than Gordon Ramsay can, AND you get the bonus of this book being just as offensive AND less Scottish.
And only 99c.
No fancy equipment required - just get your mitts on a decent(ish) lump of a cow, a frying pan and a couple of bits of other pretty easy to find sh*t.
You might have already twigged that I swear quite a lot, so avoid this book if you are a delicate great-grandmother, a shy girl scout, a Christian kids' TV presenter or an easily influenced pet rabbit.
But read it now if you are a f*cking superstar that just wants succulent steak.