Uncle Billy's Chicken Hut and Salvation Emporium by Jeffrey G. Roberts

Genre: Humour, Paranormal
$0.99

Book Summary

You know you're dead but you're not quite sure how it happened or where to go?

You never got a chance to realize the dream of eating oysters on the half-shell?

You insist your spirit can't move on until you find that 1995 issue of Jugs Galore with Miss February before your wife does?

You're still not quite sure you're actually in dead mode?

Come on in! Uncle Billy can steer you on the right path!

West of the bustling metropolis of Phoenix along Interstate Highway 10, you'll discover a place as alien as the planet Mars and just as foreboding nestled between two majestic mountain peaks and sitting in paranormal obscurity and trans-dimensional anonymity. Part diner, part carnival with equal measures of whimsy and just a smidge of nightmare, this most incongruous edifice is hidden away between peaks and valleys and desert vistas, located smack-dab between the Eastern boundaries of imagination and the Western shores of spooky. You can't get there by car or plane, helicopter or even horseback. You won't find it on any map in existence. You can't stumble upon or surprise-visit this spot. Well, unless you're dead...
Welcome to Uncle Billy's Chicken Hut & Salvation Emporium. Just who is Uncle Billy--the 6'6", 300-pound Texan that resembles a psychedelic St. Nick--and who or what conferred upon him the God-like ability to ease the passing of muddled souls? Angel, demon, or former bouncer at O'Reilly's Chinese Cantina & Pub? Who knows? Who cares? Suffice it to say that Uncle Billy and his menagerie of helpers have been here for centuries. The only thing that could threaten his very important job of transitioning the dearly departed to the appropriate afterlife are interdimensional pests called punstafulz...and they've infested the Emporium, excuse the pun, like there's no tomorrow. Getting rid of them will take some doing for Uncle Billy and the gang, but, hey, in the meantime, come on in and set a spell. It's not like you're going anywhere, right?

About the Author

My name is Sandy Cummins, I am the owner and publisher of Writers Exchange E-Publishing. We have been in business since December 2000. We started as an ebook only publisher and branched into print a few years later.

We now have over 500 books for sale, many of which either are in print or soon will be.

I live in Australia, but thanks to the Internet we sell our books worldwide, and have done for the past 18 years:)

We have some incredible authors who write Romance, Fantasy, Science Fiction, Mystery, Children's books and much more!

Some of our authors include...
Karen Wiesner
Will Greenway
Michelle Levigne
Max Overton
Jennifer St. Clair
JennaKay Francis
Margaret L. Carter
Dee Lloyd
Christine De Smet
and many, many more

You can find our entire author list at http://www.writers-exchange.com/?target=brands

create bestselling novels with pimp my fiction writing technique secrets

 

 

Save